Oh great, she's posted a book. And I suppose I'm supposed to find that incredibly charming and French. Well it's not, it's a waste of £8.99 but I've got to grin and take it 'cause it's the proposal weekend.
2022-08-26 18:46:27 +0000 UTC View Post
For those who requested some Honey Birdette 🌺🐬
2022-08-26 17:31:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Yellows, fucking yellow bellies. Yellow fever!
2022-08-25 20:31:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Coaster! Fucking hell, Jez, I'm not an animal.
2022-08-22 12:38:34 +0000 UTC View PostI mean, you can’t really say I don’t give people what they want, eh?!
2022-08-19 07:57:25 +0000 UTC View Post
You could have had my legs off, you p1ss-kidney.
2022-08-15 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Weekend working away! Back with some new surprises this week ❤️ Long train journey this afternoon, send me a message to keep me company 😍
2022-08-14 11:52:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe a tattoo on my chest, but of my face. Yeah, double me! Feel it!
2022-08-11 18:29:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You've got to know about the bum, Mark, otherwise it's like only cooking with the hob and never using the oven. The bum is the secret portal.
2022-08-10 15:20:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for all the love for Velma this week! Would you be interested in more cosplay looks in future??
2022-08-09 19:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostNew Velma Solo Play video coming your way this evening 👀 Keep an eye on your messages at 7pm 😇
2022-08-08 11:59:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not actually wearing a costume, Alan. So the joke's on you.
2022-08-08 07:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat cosplay would you like to see me in next? 🍑 Comment below or message me :)
2022-08-07 19:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Keep a look out for some naughty Velma videos in your messages this week 🤓🍑 First one already sent - Check your inbox 😇🥰
2022-08-07 08:24:45 +0000 UTC View Post
You requested Velma, you got her!
2022-08-06 14:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Never pick a fight with Stalin, Gerard. Uncle Joe don't play by your rules.
2022-08-05 18:17:50 +0000 UTC View Post
No, our plan is you get some money for jeans, a night out, some trainers. But your mother needs all Gwen's money for the Corfu property.
2022-08-04 17:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm a very sexual performer. Are you gonna be able to handle that?
2022-08-04 08:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Easy man. Easy like a Sonntag Morgen.
2022-08-03 08:14:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning! Threat not to some of you if you have not had a reply to you messages, I will be responding throughout the day! It was a busier inbox day than I had originally expected yesterday 😅😘
2022-08-01 09:36:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I am very hungover, but I will respond to to all messages by this evening :) excuse the mess I had my wrap party this weekend! X
2022-07-31 12:21:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m eating a fruit corner Jeremy..
2022-07-28 19:42:49 +0000 UTC View Post
There was an idea here, but looking at it, it just makes laugh 😂 Enjoy
2022-07-26 12:37:41 +0000 UTC View Post
