

In another life… I have no tattoos, just a lot of lingerie and a sexy mid-century kitchen countertop for you to lift me up to and pull my panties to the side while we play patty cake
Or maybe I went to law school instead of being a 50s housewife, the real life version of legally blonde ready to burn you down with my smoldering stare
Or maybe I have different tattoos and sing in a NO DOUBT cover band. Either way, I wanna see your book collection and give you the best head you’ve ever had
Or maybe I let it all behind, married rich and never looked back. Wanna join the mile high club on a PJ?